Thanks for Thanksgiving?

I'm not fond of thanksgiving, but I'll sit through a dinner or lunch or whatever. you know all the old people in your family come over and they're like "Oh I haven't see you in so long. Let me touch you." and I want to say so bad "No, you can sit over there and I'll just look at you. You can pretend that your touching me." Why is that the universal thing? Let me hug you! No...you can give me a high-five but no excessive touching. Or if you do want to touch me that bad you can go buy me a jug of Hand Sanitizer and then you can touch me as I douse myself in the cleansing liquid. I like to think that I have some sanity left but being with old people just make me lose all of what i have left.